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The lawyer clears his throat, and the salesman amends his pitch. “A once-in-a-year opportunity!”
The lawyer nods.
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And, for those readers who don’t prefer the high-pressure sales pitch, here’s a graphic with an embedded link, which you may click or not, as you wish. 😉